December 2008
November 2008
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There are two types of women in the world...
allisonjenna:
motionsensorsoundtrack:
#1: The type that want a “fix-em upper guy.” Much like they did as little girls with their dolls, they want to take home their messy boy and bathe him, cut and comb his hair, dress them up in stuff, and prop them up on something so they can talk to them all day.
#2: the type that likes “fixed up guys.” So they can break them, and then do like they did as...
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Prodigy...A Moment of Clarity?...Really!? →
Seriously URB. When did Prodigy ever have a moment of clarity? My favorite line from his jail letter: “I am revealing some astonishing information if people will just do a lil’ research and see”
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My Book of Quotes
“Take one thing & do it very deeply & carefully & you will be doing everything at the same time”
- Thay Hanh
“The deity is within you, not in ideas & books. Truth is lived not taught”
- Hemann Hesse from The Glass Bead Game
“Success through smallness. Persistence is good fortune to the wanderer”
- Hermann Hesse from The Glass Bead Game
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WARNING
I will be posting hella quotes right…now
taramichelle:
I just got toothpaste in my nose. Do you know how uncomfortable that is?
I can imagine. I used to use toothpaste whenever I got a burn
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“I learned there are troubles
Of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead
And...”
– Dr. Seuss
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MEKTOUB
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notcaragh:
In all honesty, the high point of my life so far was that time I met a deaf guy wearing a Guns N’ Roses t-shirt.
There are moments in my life where I wish I had the abilities to write a movie and that was one of those moments. Visions of a deaf character who only wears band t-shirts. His soul mate is a blind woman who owns an art gallery. They live in Milwaukee and make it work.
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Watch Me Fall →
The place where I will document my journey to make money from writing and creating websites. And hopefully to provide income for myself while doing what I love.
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Spell Check 1,2,1,2
It really messes with my head when I see a misspelled word that is so weirdly misspelled that it’s hard not to believe the person who misspelled it is mentally retarded to a certain extent. Let’s say someone misspells Pennsylvania and has it look like: Pennsylvanea. E isn’t very close to I on a keyboard. That shit is uncalled for. I’m done.
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I Take Your Quote #1
Life is like a box of chocolates mixed with shards of glass and syringes needle-side up. You never know what you’re gonna get. It’s unpredictable and random. Like a wild bear around a child mixed with Dedicated To You But You Weren’t Listening. And life is really just about stopping the blood loss that is caused by a bear claw and jaw because it’s inevitable, that bear will...
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Exercise
So here I am. Writing this. Because I can’t think of another topic to write about. But I gotta keep my pen moving. It’s like my pen’s ink is instead gasoline. And the end of it is an explosive. And I have Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock inside the pen and I have to write a certain number of words each hour to save their lives. But I don’t think anyone would miss Sandra or...
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Daddy, How Are Websites Made? →
The very talented Ophelia Chong lets you in on how they put these interweb sites together.
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How's this for justice?
chrisreinhard:
I have to thank littleorphanammo for letting me cut copy and paste her entry back there. She’s a killer; in fact the killers I’ve met in the past can’t hold a candle to the killers like her. My words don’t do her justice, nor do they do justice to that last album by Cut Copy. It’s one of the killer albums of the year; way better than the Killers new album.
I guess what I’m trying...
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Hard Times Are Hard 2: Fox giving up... →
maura:
As Fox parts ways with 4Kids (the deal expires at the end of the year), the network is adopting an unprecedented model for the daypart: Infomercials.
In a network first, Fox has given two of its four Saturday morning hours back to affiliates. But the other two, cleared on 95% of its stations, will now be sold to advertisers — who will use the time to sell products.
Fox’s Saturday...
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Meant To Be Controversial Title: Eff Kanye's Pain...
Life throws a mean curve when you don’t even know you’re playing. Misery becomes company and good thoughts avoid you. And it’s the company you keep that makes opinions of you, so though I associate with misery without the wooden block between my legs, misery is me.
Pain and sadness are powerful things. They made me appreciate Kanye West’s “808 & Heartbreak”...
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Does Hipster Runoff Pollute Our Earth Culture?
Serious question
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Real Rap 2
67 tabs open like a traveling alcoholic,
All I have in this world of sin is me and my wallet,
My mind is roaming but I really can’t call it,
Pull people’s cards and tell them how I saw it,
Call a spade a spade so when you claim,
You drink Ace of Spades I just think you lame,
I drink cheap vodka and run sloppy game,
Like I can’t get raped I remember where I came,
So I...
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HEY! LOOK @ ME! PPL FOLLOW ME ELSEWHERE! →
50 Followers on the first day!
thebrightsideoflife:
This Tumblr has been public for only 2-3 hours! I can’t tell you guys how much this means to me. Keep spreading the word!
Follow, Like, and Reblog!
-Ryan
I’m such a follower. Fuck!
Who said daylight needed saving in the first place?
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Audio Books
Why the fuck do they cost so much money? I mean they have none of the benefits of a physical copy. You can’t highlight speech, turn to a page or sentence, and a dude might have an annoying ass voice. Why must you punish people who want to learn on the run? It’s not like the product is superior. Assholes
“Tumblr is full of creative broke people”
– Me (via mebeingserious)
(Are you being serious?)
(via taramichelle)
I don’t never not be serious
“Tumblr is full of creative broke people”
– Me
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Bad Lieutenant →
So I saw this movie yesterday and it lived up to it’s name. Harvey Keitel was a pretty bad lieutenant. I didn’t really see him do much police work. It’s an NC-17 movie. And I have to mention that it’s NC-17 because you see Harvey Keitel’s unmentionables for a long time on screen for some reason. Syringe and Cocaine should have been mentioned in the end credits because...
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Here’s an oldie but goodie, hit it!
This...
taramichelle:
Santogold - Say Aha (Tepr Remix)
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Questions And Answers: I Can Haz (thus, this post...
Tumbleweeds stroll across the barren landscape of my mind. I leap to ideas like Pitfall Harry and reach my destination, but I end up losing footing and falling; another thought perishes. I wanted money back when Erick and Parrish were Making Dollars. Actually, I wanted Ninja Turtle toys but that equates to money, I suppose. And they had greenbacks, so it works out regardless. My bright ideas can...